TWEETS SAVE FAKE LIVES.
Dear Aaron,
For the love of god, please listen to Richard and avoid your co-worker Brian at all costs.
Sincerely,
Those that love you…and don’t want to see you get manipulated yet again by your devious partner who acts like he cares about you, but doesn’t, and who will throw you under the bus whenever it deems necessary for him to attain more power, until he kills everyone around him, including you. Know thy neighbor and watch thy back! If you die, I’m gonna be pissed.
ME SAD.
They cancelled my favorite show, Enlightened. A-hole HBO. Game of Thrones better be amaze-balls and exactly like the book this season or we may have to start seeing other people. That is, until True Blood comes back on…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
You are never too old to devour cake on your bday. Nope. Never. I don’t care what you say…
Cake = good.
YOU FUNNY.
WISH YOU WERE HERE.
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DID YOU HEAR?
It’s happening! It’s REALLY happening!!!
(Source: theblemish.com)
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“Hookers need a happy ending.” - my Aunt Debbie.